Vienna, Austria
October 2011
My stay at Vienna was “alright.”
Austria is too similar to Germany, I mean, they mostly speak German here. It rained a lot when I was there
which was no fun. I suppose Vienna would be wonderful for people that love music and opera. It used to be
the capital of the Hamsburg empire, and then known for its contribution to classical music. Mozart is a hot
shot here and Viennese waltz is of course well known. I stayed in a hostel and had a very interesting
experience. On my first night there, I had a bunk bed on top and the people below me were having sex around
midnight. I don’t really know how they did it because the small room was occupied by 4 other people
including myself. At first I thought it was an earthquake, and then I realized it wasn’t. Anyway I quickly
befriended one of the guys in the hostel named Stefan. Stefan looks exactly like Harry Potter. I mean, if
they decided to make another Harry Potter movie and Daniel Radcliffe had an accident, Stefan could easily be
casted. He’s very genuine and kind and taught me a lot. Did you know that college in Austria and Germany is
free? Well, not free “free” because they still pay tax, but free enough that money isn’t a concern for
college. All male in Austria have to do a “civil service” around the age of 19 where they serve 6 months in
a non-combat army and 9 months in red cross. Because the tuition is free, education matters a lot and
society class is prominent. I asked Stefan if my Austrian girlfriend’s parents would dislike me because I
didn’t have a college degree, and he replied saying I wouldn’t even have a girlfriend without my degree. In
Germany, a bachelor degree is useless and almost everyone goes for a master’s, although their system is
different than ours. I’m not quite sure, but I think 5 years is a master’s. Also, the country has a very
nice policy regarding to unemployment. If you work for a company for more than 6 months, quit, and can’t
find another job, the government gives you a fancy stipend (enough for a good living) until you find the
next job. In other words, you could live happily by freeloading off the country’s aid and bouncing jobs
around for as many times as you want.
In Vienna, I went to a residential house called
“Hunderwasserhaus” which literally means hundred water house. Hunderwasser is the name of the famous
architect whose philosophy opposed straight lines and simple color in modern architecture. It sounds weird
to go to a house in a foreign country but Hunderwasserhaus is actually one of the main attractions in
Vienna. The city is full of palaces such as Hofburg and Schronbrunn and rich in museum. On my last day it
rained the entire day. I had a train to catch at 12:09 AM so I checked out my hostel and didn’t have a place
to stay. That day was bad. I didn’t know where I was going or what I was doing. I really was a lost,
confused boy, walking around the endless streets without an umbrella. I finally found shelters in two
museums; a famous art museum and a natural history museum. I think the most unexpected fact in my life is
that I actually an art guy. I happened to have taken many art classes in college, some for credit some for
fun. I don’t necessary like art, but I appreciate it. The Leopold museum housed many famous art pieces and
was I exposed to “sound art” for the first time –that exhibition was a recorded conversation from various sex
calls. The natural history museum of Vienna was so big. It was my first time at any natural history museum
and I spent almost half a day there. A riddle; what smells with its antenna, tastes with its feet, and
digest food outside the body? A fly! I took a night train that day to Munich, which was an experience. I had
always wanted to try that, to sleep on a couch bed on a train. It’s a good lesson; if I want to save money I
could book a night train, that way I could have both shelter and transportation to my next destination. All
the waiting never affected me because I had my kindle with me. That thing was such a great investment, a
true time killer. I finished one whole book by the end of my travel.